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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Its all about Wives

My wife dresses to kill.
She also cooks the same way.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong .
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor.
"I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She replied, "In the lake"
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.
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Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.
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A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied,
"I don't know son, I'm still paying"
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A man placed an ad in the classifieds:
"Wife wanted."The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same:
"You can have mine"
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.
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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
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A man meets a genie.
The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants,
but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says,
Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead"
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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1 comment:

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