Some Very Clever Business Signs

1. On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business"
2. On a Plumber's Shop: " We repair what your husband fixed"
3. On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
4. On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts"
5. In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Please drive carefully. We'll wait"
6. At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place"
7. In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed up"
8. In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels"
9. On the trucks of a Plumbing Company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call us"
10. Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak"
11. At a Tire Shop: "Invite us to your next blowout"
12. At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows"
13. In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and put you out"
14. On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive"
15. At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment"
16. Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming"
17. At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be de-Lighted"