Its all about Wives

My wife dresses to kill.

She also cooks the same way.

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years.

Then we met.

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong .

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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,

"There was water in the carburetor.

"I asked her, "Where's the car?"

She replied, "In the lake"

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.

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Man is incomplete until he is married.

Then he is finished.

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A little boy asked his father,

"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

The father replied,

"I don't know son, I'm still paying"

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A man placed an ad in the classifieds:

"Wife wanted."The next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same:

"You can have mine"

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It's not true that married men live longer than single men.

It only seems longer.

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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

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A man meets a genie.

The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants,

but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.

The man thinks for a moment and says,

Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead"

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

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