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1. What is height of *Fashion?*

Dhoti with a zip .

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2. What is height of *Secrecy? *

Offering blank visiting cards.

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3. What is height of Active* laziness?
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Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

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4. What is height of *Craziness?*

Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

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5. What is height of *Forgetfulness? *

Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

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6. What is height of *Stupidity? *

A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

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7. What is height of *Honesty?*

A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

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8. What is height of *Suicide?*

A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

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9. What is height of *De-hydration? *

A cow giving milk powder.