Funny Quotes

• Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect..... . So why practice?
• Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa.
• One should love animals. - They are so tasty .
• Save water. - Shower with your girl friend.
• Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught.
• Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
• Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
• The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.
• Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.
• Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
• Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop
• Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children
• Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep
• There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning "
• Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !
• Work fascinates me - I can look at it for hours!
• God made relatives - Thank God we can choose our friends.
• When two's company, - three's the result! The more you learn, the more you know,The more you know, the more you forget, The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.
• A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........