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1. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
2. School : A place where Father pays and Son plays.
3. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
4. Nurse : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
5. Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
6. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
7. Divorce : Future tense of Marriage.
8. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
9. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
10. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
11. Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
12. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
13. Father : A banker provided by nature.
14. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
15. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
16. Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read.
17. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
18. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
19. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
20. Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
21. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
22. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
23. Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
24. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
Origin : Unknown (Thanks) Just for FUN : Nawin
2. School : A place where Father pays and Son plays.
3. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
4. Nurse : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
5. Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
6. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
7. Divorce : Future tense of Marriage.
8. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
9. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
10. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
11. Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
12. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
13. Father : A banker provided by nature.
14. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
15. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
16. Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read.
17. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
18. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
19. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
20. Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
21. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
22. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
23. Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
24. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
Origin : Unknown (Thanks) Just for FUN : Nawin
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