I'm the Boss

The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.

The next day, he brought a small sign that Read:

"I'm the Boss!"

He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:

"Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"

முடிஞ்சா சிரிங்க!

ஜோக்-1 :
தயாரிப்பாளர் : படத்தோட பெயரை பார்த்ததுமே அத்தனை பேரும் தியேட்டருக்கு அடிச்சு பிடிச்சு ஓடி வரணும். அப்படியொரு டைட்டில் சொல்லுங்க.

இயக்குநர்: தண்ணி லாரி

ஜோக்-2 :
என்னோட தொப்பியை யாராவது பார்த்தீங்களா?

உங்க தலையிலதான் சார் இருக்கு...

நல்லவேளை சொன்னீங்க. இல்லேன்னா நான் வீட்டுக்கு தொப்பி இல்லாம போயிருப்பேன்

ஜோக்-3 :

பிச்சை : அம்மா... பிச்சை...

அம்மா : ரெண்டு நாளைக்கு முன்னால மீந்த சோறும், மீன் குழம்பும் இருக்கு. போடட்டுமா?

பிச்சை : போடுங்கம்மா... போடுங்க. போற உயிர் எப்படி போனால் என்ன?

ஜோக்-4 :
பிச்சை : நேத்து ஐயா சமைக்கலியாம்மா?

அம்மா : எப்படி கண்டுபிடிச்சே. அவரோட அப்பா ஊரிலிருந்து வந்திருந்தாங்க. அவங்க சமைச்சதுதான் இது?

பிச்சை : சமையல்ல ஒரு முதிர்ச்சி தெரியுது.

Just for FUN

Humor Vacation : "Laughter is an instant vacation" - Merlin Berke

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?

Customer: What other colors do you have?

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need much help.

Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You will see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it

Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!

Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either

Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!

Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?

Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did , I still got mine with me!

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!

Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it Within three days, you can keep it

Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything!

Son: That's why I say she's no good!

Honesty

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her,

"Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive! Electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie"

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you"

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.

"The official thought this answer strange, so asked,

"And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.

"Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father - - Next!"

Funny Quotes

• Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect..... . So why practice?
• Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa.
• One should love animals. - They are so tasty .
• Save water. - Shower with your girl friend.
• Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught.
• Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
• Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
• The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.
• Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.
• Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
• Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop
• Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children
• Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep
• There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning "
• Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !
• Work fascinates me - I can look at it for hours!
• God made relatives - Thank God we can choose our friends.
• When two's company, - three's the result! The more you learn, the more you know,The more you know, the more you forget, The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.
• A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........
  

முடிஞ்சா சிரிங்க!

ஜோக்-1 :

""உடம்பு சரியில்லை.. ஆபீசுக்கு ஒரு வாரம் லீவு கொடுங்னு கேட்டேன். தரமுடியாதுன்னு சொல்லிட்டாரு..''

"அட, அப்படியா?''

"உனக்கு உடம்பு சரியில்லைன்னா, ஆபீசுக்கு எதுக்கு லீவு தரணும்?னு மடக்கி கேக்கறாரு..''

ஜோக்-2 :

"இன்னிக்கு நான் செய்த இட்லி கல்லு போல இருந்ததுக்கு நீ திட்டவே இல்லியே!''

"என்ன செய்ய.. "கல்லானாலும் கணவன்'னு பெரியவங்க சொல்லியிருக்காங்களே!''

ஜோக்-3 :

"நீங்க காதலிச்ச பெண்ணே உங்களுக்கு மனைவியா வருவா..!''

"அந்த தோஷத்துக்கு என்ன பரிகாரம் செய்யணும்?''

ஜோக்-4 :

"என் பெண்டாட்டி சரியான ஏமாளி. நான் பண்ற பித்தலாட்டங்களையெல்லாம் அவளால கண்டுபிடிக்கவே முடியாது!''

"அப்படியா?''

"ஆமாம்.. நேத்துகூட துணிமணி துவைக்கும்போது, ஒரு புடவையை அடிச்சுத் துவைக்காம, அப்படியே அலசிக் காயப்போட்டுட்டேன்.. அதை அவளால கண்டுபிடிக்கவே முடியல... ஹி..ஹி..!''

The Lawyer is too kind?!

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also.

"The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,

"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.

"The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high"